Because “pandemic nostalgia” is a thing, let’s remember what life was like RIGHT before everything went to shit and everything changed…
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Just one month before the pandemic began, Shakira and Jennifer Lopez played the Super Bowl halftime show.
Little did we know, a few weeks later, we would all be quarantined.
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At the beginning of the pandemic, Nick Cannon only had three kids…
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Tiger King came out on March 20, like five days before the world shut down.
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And the first season of Love Is Blind was also everywhere at the time.
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The Invisible Man was one of the biggest movies.
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So were Sonic the Hedgehog and Bad Boys for Life.
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The Grammys had just happened.
And she wore a dress from Dillards.
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Speaking of couples, before the pandemic, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were still together.
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Jennifer Lopez was still with A-Rod.
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Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik hadn’t broken up.
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Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello were still a thing.
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And people didn’t say “it’s giving” in relation to anything and everything like they do now.
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The 2020 Academy Awards were one of the last major events before shutdowns.
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We were all on a Parasite high.
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And thankfully, the movie took home Best Picture.
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Right before lockdown, people were still making Cats jokes.
Little did we know this face would be the least of our problems a few weeks later…
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Before shutdowns, people loved talking about Hustlers. Everyone was pissed about J.Lo being robbed of AT LEAST an Oscar nomination.
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Another extremely weird pre-pandemic thing was that just before the pandemic, there were SEVEN PEOPLE running for the Democratic nomination.
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Pete Buttigieg won Iowa back in the beginning of February 2020. That was only a month before lockdown.
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Remember when Mike Bloomberg had a *chance*? He dropped out of the race on March 4…a week or so before we were all stuck inside.
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One of the last “major” “events” that happened in a pre-COVID world was that Mr. Peanut died and was reincarnated into Baby Peanut.
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Just before “shelter in place,” the Pussycat Dolls reunited and delivered one of the best songs of 2020.
They were so unified and happy back then.
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In early 2020, Jessica Simpson was constantly in the headlines for her book.
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At the end of February, just before doomsday, Megxit was announced.
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“Social distancing” wasn’t anything anyone ever said or did.
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We never uttered the phrases “super spreader” or “flattening the curve.”
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Likewise, we had never talked about preferences for Moderna or Pfizer.
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And no one who wasnât an actual doctor or nurse ever used the words “N-95s,” “PPE,” “variants,” or “quarantines.”
In conclusion, it was a simpler time and I just wish Charlotte Awbery well. I hope she’s doing okay.
