1. First, when Kim Kardashian said she had sex with Pete Davidson in front of a fireplace “in honor of” her grandmother.
2. When Pete Davidson’s alleged penis length was revealed by Jay Pharoah.
3. When Megan Fox admitted to drinking Machine Gun Kelly’s blood “for ritual purposes.”
4. When Kate Moss recalled how Johnny Depp once gifted her jewelry “out the crack of his arse.”
5. When B. Simone said she doesn’t shower every day.
6. When Kim Kardashian said she would consider eating poop if it made her look younger.
7. Literally everything from the Smith family.
8. When Charlie Puth admitted to being horny “all the time.”
9. And when he said the first song he ever “jerked off” to was “This Love” by Maroon 5.
10. When Kourtney Kardashian claimed a doctor recommended she drink Travis Barker’s semen multiple times a week so they’d have better chances of conceiving a baby.
11. When Mila Kunis said she and Ashton Kutcher use the bathroom with the door open.
12. When Jana Kramer said she was ghosted by Chris Evans because her pee smelled like asparagus.
13. When James Corden revealed he only washes his hair every two months.
14. When Lea Michele claimed she once showed Jonathan Groff her vagina, using the light from a desk lamp, just because, as a gay man, he’d never seen one.
15. When Tyler Perry claimed he speaks in his Madea voice while having sex.
16. When Kristen Bell said her family is so smelly, they didn’t realize when something was rotting in their house.
17. When Kumail Nanjiani revealed he went 15 years without going to the dentist.
18. When Kourtney Kardashian said she’ll randomly “smell” one of her son Reign’s old braids from a haircut he got two years ago.
19. When Dax Shepard shared how at least “four [or] five days a week,” Kristen Bell will fail to throw her tissue into the toilet bowl after she uses the bathroom, leaving it just sitting on the seat.
20. When Ne-Yo talked about getting permission from Ice-T to grab Coco Austin’s butt.
21. And finally, when Jennifer Coolidge talked about all of the “sexual action” she got after playing Stifler’s mom in American Pie.
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